1) Dear Pizza, There is not even a single day that passes when I don't think of you. I have thought of you much more than the amount of thinking politicians do before screwing up the nation. It is only YOU that I dream off and it is only YOU that I covet.
I hate all those men, women, children and other rodents who compete with me for getting anywhere near you. People run after real estate and I run after real taste and that taste is you. I wish that the restaurant owner puts more chicken pieces in the toppings and preferably for the same price.
I love and accept you the way you are but having more marinated chicken pieces would take our relationship to an entirely new level. See you soon!! Love you from the depth of my stomach. Yours Hungry Always Man solving Issues during lunch break 2) Dear Rats, There is something for you on the floor.
0.5 -ek-rishta-saajedhaari-ka-to-air-its-last-episode-on-january-20-469962. Thodi der baad saas ne film dekhte hue apni ek taang meri taang ke upar rakh de, maine apna haath unke jaangh ke upar rakh diya, phir maine dhire dhire haath ferna shuru kar diya. Unhone mera haath rok diya.
Make sure that you share it with everyone and please make sure that no one is left behind hungry; especially don't forget feeding your little ones. I have made some special sandwiches for you all and I have generously applied a special paste which will immediately transport you to a place where there are 72 virgins waiting for you, yes you, don't look back. I owe you this after the number of sleepless nights I had and surprisingly which made me see well than an owl at night!! It is because of you that I am today a medical marvel!! Tecnotest reflex 4130 keygen. Love Frustrated Tenant 3) Dear Superman, My mother doesn't allow me to wear my underpants outside like you do and I just don't seem to get it!
If I am wearing my underpants inside and then some bully pulls down my underpants I would be left standing only in my underpants and that would be embarrassing. But if I am wearing my underpants outside and then if the bully pulls my underpants down and that would be a difficult task by itself I would still be having the pants on me. Please don't try to reason with my Mom as after looking at my Dad's failure I would not advise you to do so. Please just blast her in to the Outer Space and too without any warning (or you will regret) on Mother's day.
Love Name Withheld 4) Dear Batman, Everyone who comes in contact with you, dies. I suspect you have rabies so please get yourself checked. If my school is ever on fire and you see me pleading for help, please DONT try to save me. I would risk getting saved by a fireman instead of dying of rabies due to you. Love School Boy 5) Dear Husband.